Office of Steam Forum for Model & Toy Steam Gas & Hot Air Engines

Well, gentlemen,

even though I can understand your physical and mental reactions perfectly well, you must understand that I have to keep this baby (which, please remember this, is a mere 110 years old!) under close supervision for the time being. Due to Corona-induced circumstances we must also ask you to abstain from visiting the patient at the moment. Thank you.

For you own shock-treatment I recommend and prescribe "Lagavulin 16yrs", "Thamdu 10years" (in appropriate quantities), alternatively Champaign (in even larger amounts).

Dr. sc.vap.mult. Y.