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Title: Re: Calypso's here with a terrible joke :)
Post by: St Paul Steam on March 20, 2019, 04:54:36 pm
Lol....all good !
Title: Re: Calypso's here with a terrible joke :)
Post by: calypso on March 20, 2019, 01:52:41 pm
OK. Last one on the same theme.

Fortune cookie. "And you thought that was chicken".
Title: Re: Calypso's here with a terrible joke :)
Post by: Pete the steam on March 20, 2019, 01:23:50 pm
I was in a Chinese and my pancake kept lifting up showing a pair of eyes..........................The waiter said "Thats your Peking duck"
Title: Re: Calypso's here with a terrible joke :)
Post by: calypso on March 20, 2019, 01:21:07 pm
He he. You're getting there, Allan.
Almost as bad as mine.
Title: Re: Calypso's here with a terrible joke :)
Post by: MrandMrsferrysteam on March 20, 2019, 09:58:01 am
Welcome John. I can do worse jokes than that.. ;D
   
    'A man in a Chinese restaurant calls over the waiter and says,'' Waiter, this chicken is rubbery'', the waiter says, '' thank you.'' :D

                                                Allan.




Title: Re: Calypso's here with a terrible joke :)
Post by: jkbixby on March 19, 2019, 06:01:43 pm
I'd say it was a tie between John and Pete - time will tell I'm sure!
Title: Re: Calypso's here with a terrible joke :)
Post by: IndianaRog on March 19, 2019, 12:21:20 pm
John, you do make a good joke if I say so...give Pete something to aspire to!!

Rog
Title: Re: Calypso's here with a terrible joke :)
Post by: Stoker on March 15, 2019, 12:27:41 pm
No John .... you stay right here my friend .... I'll get my coat and hat !!!

Have you made fleet admiral yet?
Title: Re: Calypso's here with a terrible joke :)
Post by: classixs on March 15, 2019, 11:46:54 am
Hi John, great to have you aboard !


...and Pete, didnīt know you took on apprentices
Title: Re: Calypso's here with a terrible joke :)
Post by: Jim on March 15, 2019, 06:26:56 am
Welcome to the forum John :)
Title: Re: Calypso's here with a terrible joke :)
Post by: Pete the steam on March 15, 2019, 06:11:00 am
Keep 'em coming...................................they make mine sound good
Title: Re: Calypso's here with a terrible joke :)
Post by: calypso on March 15, 2019, 06:07:17 am
Yep. And my bike please.
Title: Re: Calypso's here with a terrible joke :)
Post by: Scorpion2nz on March 15, 2019, 03:51:25 am
Oh dear
would you like your jacket ?

Cheers
Dennis
Title: Calypso's here with a terrible joke :)
Post by: calypso on March 15, 2019, 02:51:13 am
Hello to all.
Thanks for the invite.

The scene. Indian Restaurant in London.
Waiter to customer: Curry OK Miss?
Customer: OK, one song, then bugger off.

Ooh. I'm a newbie. Not bad at 72.