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Title: Joys of Getting Old
Post by: Weedensteam on July 28, 2019, 07:31:04 pm
Two medical students were walking along the street when they saw an old man
Walking with his legs spread apart.
He was stiff-legged and walking slowly.

One student said to his friend:
"I'm sure that poor old man has Peltry Syndrome.
Those people walk just like that."

The other student says:
"No, I don't think so. The old man surely has Zovitzki Syndrome.
He walks slowly and his legs are apart, just as we learned in class."

Since they couldn't agree they decided to ask the old man. They approached him
And one of the students said to him,
"We're medical students and couldn't help
But notice the way you walk, but we couldn't agree on the syndrome you might have.
Could you tell us what it is?"

The old man said,
"I'll tell you, but first you tell me what you two fine medical students think."
The first student said, "I think it's Peltry Syndrome."

The old man said, "You thought - but you are wrong."

The other student said, "I think you have Zovitzki Syndrome."

The old man said, "You thought - but you are wrong."

So they asked him, "Well, old timer, what do you have?"

The old man said,
"I thought it was GAS - but I was wrong, too!"
Title: Re: Joys of Getting Old
Post by: Stoker on July 28, 2019, 07:54:43 pm
OUCH!!!
Title: Re: Joys of Getting Old
Post by: St Paul Steam on July 28, 2019, 09:29:15 pm
I read it & laughed out loud...then shared it with my wife & we laughed again, thanks for sharing .
Title: Re: Joys of Getting Old
Post by: Jim on July 29, 2019, 12:29:00 am
Brilliant !
Title: Re: Joys of Getting Old
Post by: txlabman on July 29, 2019, 07:27:23 am
Very funny. I also showed it to my wife and she laughed too.
Title: Re: Joys of Getting Old
Post by: kevin on July 29, 2019, 10:40:12 am
sounds familiar :)
Title: Re: Joys of Getting Old
Post by: classixs on July 29, 2019, 12:26:41 pm
The best one i´ve heard in a long time (https://emoji.tapatalk-cdn.com/emoji23.png)(https://emoji.tapatalk-cdn.com/emoji23.png)(https://emoji.tapatalk-cdn.com/emoji23.png)

Thanks for sharing Frank !
Title: Re: Joys of Getting Old
Post by: Benchmark on August 08, 2019, 03:43:49 pm
That’s a good one.