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You will be Told about it Tomorrow. Go home and Prepare Thyself.

Hummingbirds never remember the words to songs.

Elevators smell different to midgets.

Paranoids are people, too: they have their own problems. It's easy to criticize, but if everybody hated you, you'd be paranoid also.

I really hate this damned machine
I wish that they would sell it.
It never does quite what I want
But only what I tell it.

"I am an old man now. I've seen a lot of trouble. Most of it never happened."