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When you are in it up to your ears, keep your mouth shut!

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone.

Genius may have its' limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.

A dozen, a gross, and a score,
Plus three times the square root of four,
Divided by seven,
Plus five times eleven,
Equals nine squared plus zero, no more.

Time flies like an arrow,
Fruit flies like a banana.

You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.