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Never make anything simple and efficient when a way can be found to make it complex and wonderful.

Recession is when your neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours.

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
                                                      --Mark Twain

Darth Vader sleeps with a Tedywookie.

Don:  I didn't know you had a cousin Penelope, Bill! Was she pretty?
W.C.: Well,her face was so wrinkled it looked like seven miles of bad road. She had so many gold teeth,
      Don, she used to have to sleep with her head in a safe. She died in Bolivia.
Don:  Oh, Bill, it must be hard to lose a relative.
W.C.: It's almost impossible.

Nothing is as inevitable as a mistake whose time has come.

How do I know my youth is all spent?
My get-up-and-go got up and went.
But in spite of it all, I'm able to grin,
And think of all the places my get-up has been.