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"Gee, Mudhead, everyone at Morse Science High has n extracurricular activity except you."
"Well, gee, doesn't Louise count?"
"Only to ten, Mudhead."
             ---Firesign Theater

Is our worst problem ignorance or apathy? I don't know and I don't care.

The three laws of thermodynamics:
  The First Law: You can't get anything without working for it.
  The Second Law: The most you can accomplish by working is to break even.
  The Third Law: You can only break even at absolute zero.

This is the story of the bee
Whose sex is very hard to see
You can't tell the he from the she
But she can tell, and so can he
The little bee is never still
She has no time to take the pill,
And that is why, in times like these
There are so many sons of bees.

Assumption is the mother of all screwups!

                    HOPE YOU GOT A LAUGH OR TWO OUT OF THESE
 
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