A simplified urine test.
Go outside and pee in the garden.
If ants gather: - diabetes.
If you pee on your feet: - prostate.
If it smells like a barbecue :- cholesterol.
If when you shake it, your wrist hurts: - osteoarthritis.
If you return to your room with your penis outside your pants: - Alzheimer’s
I like that will save me visiting my "Doc"
M E Robinson
Perhaps I will bring it to the doctor. It might save him from having to order a multitude of tests for his patients.