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Re: If you’ve received free seeds; do not plant them
« on: July 31, 2020, 01:21:16 pm »
That story not true.
Seeds are “stimulus package’ sent from most friendly giant.
Plant in backyard and in morning much big beanstalk grow. You climb beanstalk and visit land of most happy friendly Chairman Giant [who in no way look like Winnie The Pooh]. Many glorious steam toys will you abound. You will be most joy filled. Sit at long table and do happy work all day on steam toys. Many happy children and workers will arrive from secure boxcars to work with you.
16 hours day, 7 days week you surrounded by steam engine work. You WILL be happy.
If you not happy, report to local Party Office of Contentment .  Bring shovel and warm coat.