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Is part of Chinese Peoples Party “gift of month club” for you .
January & February — Raw Bat Soup Flu
March , April , May —- economic blitzkrieg
June & July —- Marxist riots
August — mystery seeds
September & October —-  denial of previous gifts , not our fault
November —- you get new leaders picked by CCP to govern you as overlords !
December  —- Christmas canceled by Peoples Party. You get to work 3rd shifts at communal tractor factory #27 , you share all private possessions with State.
You happy now.