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Re: Some humour from around the World
« Reply #1050 on: February 16, 2026, 04:20:56 pm »
Outback Pub Counter lunch menu & prices from 1972!

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« Reply #1051 on: February 16, 2026, 04:21:37 pm »
‘PAMIR’ - Commercial Sailing Ship
Master Mariners of Australia.
Pamir was one of the last commercial sailing ships to transport cargo around Cape Horn.
The Pamir, a famous German four-masted steel barque (1905–1957), was a renowned "Flying P-Liner" in the Australian grain trade.
She had an overall length of 114.5 m (375 ft), a beam of about 14 m (46 ft) and a draught of 7.25 m (23.5 ft). Three masts stood 51.2 m (168 ft) above deck and the main yard was 28 m (92 ft) wide.
She carried 3,800 m² (40,900 ft²) of sails and could reach a top speed of 16 knots (30 km/h). However, her regular cruise speed was around 8-9 knots.
While mainly operating out of South Australia, the vessel is associated with Australian maritime history, including visits to Sydney and, via historical records/photo collections, Newcastle during the first half of the 20th century.
Pamir, built in 1905, was famous for transporting goods such as wool and grain between Europe and South America. It was part of the German fleet known as the Flying P-Liners.
On 21 September 1957, she was caught in Hurricane Carrie and sank off the Azores.
A nine-day search for survivors was organized by the United States Coast Guard Cutter Absecon, but only four crewmen and two cadets were rescued alive, from two of the lifeboats.
It was reported that many of the 86 men aboard had managed to reach the boats, but most died in the next three days.
The sinking made headlines around the world; it was a national tragedy for Germany.

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Re: Some humour from around the World
« Reply #1052 on: February 16, 2026, 04:50:13 pm »
Here is a You Tube video of a Cape Horn passage by the Flying P-Line steel barque Pekin, a sister to the Pamir. Irving Johnson, later Capt. Irving Johnson, as a young man decided to embark on such an adventure and did much to record it and later narrated it as you see here. That it was a tough life frought with near constant danger is well seen in these moving pictures, with the deck at times constantly under water, while going aloft in gale force conditions .... WOW!!!

https://youtu.be/I9dDXywsrrw?si=sa3LbaW17jKwHkCR

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Re: Some humour from around the World
« Reply #1053 on: February 16, 2026, 05:01:23 pm »
Yes, I've watched that many times over the years and its good every time.
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Re: Some humour from around the World
« Reply #1054 on: February 23, 2026, 08:13:49 pm »
Her: Do you smoke after sex?

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Re: Some humour from around the World
« Reply #1055 on: February 23, 2026, 08:19:10 pm »
Facts about Orstralia!

1. The bigger the hat, the smaller the farm.

2. The shorter the nickname, the more they like you.

3. Whether it's the opening of Parliament, or the launch of a new art gallery, there is no Australian event that cannot be improved by a sausage sizzle.

4. If the guy next to you is swearing like a wharfie he's probably a media billionaire. Or, on the other hand, he could be a wharfie.

5. There is no food that cannot be improved by the application of tomato sauce (theoretically speaking).

6. On the beach, all Australians hide their keys and wallets by placing  them inside their sandshoes. No thief has ever worked this out.

 7. Industrial design knows of no article more useful than the pallet.

8. All our best heroes are losers.

9. The alpha male in any group is he who takes the barbecue tongs from the hands of the host and blithely begins turning the snags.

10. It's not summer until the steering wheel is too hot to hold.

11. A thong is not a piece of scanty swimwear, as is the case in the U.S.A., but a fine example of Australian footwear. Therefore, a group of sheilas wearing black rubber thongs may not be as exciting as you had first hoped.

12. It is proper to refer to your best friend as "a total bastard". By contrast, your worst enemy is "a bit of a bastard".

13. Historians believe the widespread use of the word "mate" can be traced  to the harsh conditions on the Australian frontier in the late 1800s, and the development of a code of mutual aid, or "mateship". Alternatively, Australians may just be really hopeless with names.

14. The wise man chooses a partner who is attractive not only to himself, but also to the mosquitoes.

15. If it can't be fixed with pantyhose and fencing wire, then it's not worth fixing.

16. The most popular and widely praised family in any street is the one  that has the swimming pool.

17. It's considered better to be 'down on your luck' than 'up yourself'.

18. The phrase "we've got a great lifestyle" means everyone in the family drinks too much.

19. If invited to a party, you should take cheap red wine and then spend all night drinking the host's beer. (Don't worry, he will have catered for it).

20. If there's any sort of free event, or party, within a hundred kilometres, you'd be a mug not to go.

21. The phrase "a simple picnic" is not known. You should take everything you own. If you don't need to make three trips back to the car, then you're not trying.

22. Unless of ethnic origin, you are not permitted to sit down in your front yard, or on your front verandah. Pottering about, gardening or leaning on the fence are acceptable. Just don't sit. That's what backyards are for.

23. The tarred road always ends just after the house of the local mayor.

24. On picnics, the esky is always too small, creating a food-versus-alcohol battle that can only ever be resolved by leaving the salad or bread rolls at home.

25. When on a country holiday, the neon sign advertising the motel's pool will always be slightly larger than the pool itself.

26. The men are tough, but the women can be tougher.

27. The chief test of personal strength is one's ability to install a beach umbrella in high winds.

28. Australians love new technology. Years after their introduction, most conversations on mobile phones are principally about the fact that the call is "being made on my mobile".

29. There comes a time in every Australian's life when he/she realises that the Aerogard is worse than the flies.

30. And, finally, don't let the tourist books fool you. No-one EVER says "cobber" to anyone ... EVER!
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Re: Some humour from around the World
« Reply #1056 on: February 23, 2026, 08:23:08 pm »
Funny, Odd, Interesting, Relatively Useless and Random Australian Trivia
 
Each and every part of Australia is within a distance of 1000km from ocean or a beach.

30,028 square km of land is under cattle ranches. This area size is almost the same as that of the whole Belgium.

People of Queensland in Australia are called "Banana Benders", and "Sand Gropers" is the name given to the people from Western Australia.

There are nearly 25,000,000 people in Australia, of which approximately 80% live in cities next to the sea.

Australia has, probably, the lowest population density of any country in the world, ie, 2 people per square km. Japan has 327 people/2km

The area of Australia that is covered by snow in winter is larger than the area of Switzerland.

70% of the world's wool comes from Australia. We have over 126,000,000 sheep, which use fully half the continent for grazing.

The longest fence in the world is in Australia, and it runs for over 5,530 kms. It's designed to keep dingoes away from the sheep.

The wine cask, the ubiquitous plastic bag full of wine contained in a cardboard box, was invented in Australia in 1967.

Qantas stands for Queensland And Northern Territory Aerial Services.



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Re: Some humour from around the World
« Reply #1057 on: February 23, 2026, 11:47:32 pm »
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