I'm guessing that you were after the Weeden 14 burner, the Stuart ST with boiler and perhaps the beehive overtype?!?!
Meanwhile .... what you should probably say to your Lady when those big boxes arrive is something along the lines of .....
Well Honey, it's far better than spending the time and money down at the bar drinkin' with the boys!
Or perhaps this might be more fitting ... My name is Nick, and I'm a Steamaholic ......... ;c)