Calypso's here with a terrible joke :)

• Calypso's here with a terrible joke :)
  Posted by calypso on 15 Mar, 2019 02:51
• Hello to all.
  Thanks for the invite.
  
  The scene. Indian Restaurant in London.
  Waiter to customer: Curry OK Miss?
  Customer: OK, one song, then bugger off.
  
  Ooh. I'm a newbie. Not bad at 72.
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• #1 Reply
  Posted by Scorpion2nz on 15 Mar, 2019 03:51
• Oh dear
  would you like your jacket ?
  
  Cheers
  Dennis
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  Posted by calypso on 15 Mar, 2019 06:07
• Yep. And my bike please.
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  Posted by Pete the steam on 15 Mar, 2019 06:11
• Keep 'em coming...................................they make mine sound good
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  Posted by Jim on 15 Mar, 2019 06:26
• Welcome to the forum John
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  Posted by classixs on 15 Mar, 2019 11:46
• Hi John, great to have you aboard !
  
  
  ...and Pete, didnīt know you took on apprentices
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  Posted by Stoker on 15 Mar, 2019 12:27
• No John .... you stay right here my friend .... I'll get my coat and hat !!!
  
  Have you made fleet admiral yet?
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  Posted by IndianaRog on 19 Mar, 2019 12:21
• John, you do make a good joke if I say so...give Pete something to aspire to!!
  
  Rog
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  Posted by jkbixby on 19 Mar, 2019 18:01
• I'd say it was a tie between John and Pete - time will tell I'm sure!
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  Posted by MrandMrsferrysteam on 20 Mar, 2019 09:58
• Welcome John. I can do worse jokes than that..
     
      'A man in a Chinese restaurant calls over the waiter and says,'' Waiter, this chicken is rubbery'', the waiter says, '' thank you.''
  
                                                  Allan.
  
  
  
  
  
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  Posted by calypso on 20 Mar, 2019 13:21
• He he. You're getting there, Allan.
  Almost as bad as mine.
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  Posted by Pete the steam on 20 Mar, 2019 13:23
• I was in a Chinese and my pancake kept lifting up showing a pair of eyes..........................The waiter said "Thats your Peking duck"
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  Posted by calypso on 20 Mar, 2019 13:52
• OK. Last one on the same theme.
  
  Fortune cookie. "And you thought that was chicken".
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  Posted by St Paul Steam on 20 Mar, 2019 16:54
• Lol....all good !
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