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Jim

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For those that can't get to a urologist
« on: November 23, 2019, 05:37:52 pm »
A simplified urine test.
 
Go outside and pee in the garden.
 
If ants gather: - diabetes.
 
If you pee on your feet: - prostate.
 
If it smells like a barbecue :- cholesterol.
 
If when you shake it, your wrist hurts: - osteoarthritis.
 
If you return to your room with your penis outside your pants: - Alzheimer’s 
 
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Re: For those that can't get to a urologist
« Reply #1 on: November 23, 2019, 06:09:41 pm »
Oh my. lol.

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Re: For those that can't get to a urologist
« Reply #2 on: November 26, 2019, 05:56:43 am »
I like that will save me visiting my "Doc"

M E Robinson

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Re: For those that can't get to a urologist
« Reply #3 on: November 27, 2019, 05:58:29 am »
Perhaps I will bring it to the doctor. It might save him from having to order a multitude of tests for his patients.




 

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