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Just Trying to Keep Up
« on: August 23, 2019, 10:10:35 pm »
Traffic Cop: You were doing 120 MPH in an 80 MPH zone.

Me: Just trying to keep up with the traffic officer.

Traffic Cop: There is no other traffic on the road.

Me: I know, that is how far behind I am.
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Re: Just Trying to Keep Up
« Reply #1 on: August 23, 2019, 10:28:50 pm »
Nice one Frank ...   ;c)
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Re: Just Trying to Keep Up
« Reply #2 on: August 24, 2019, 05:04:03 am »
  :)

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Re: Just Trying to Keep Up
« Reply #3 on: August 24, 2019, 07:20:49 am »
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Re: Just Trying to Keep Up
« Reply #4 on: August 24, 2019, 06:24:03 pm »
LOL :)
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