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It appears that I could put a sentence together out of that, but it probably wouldn't come off sounding much like anything an Aussie might actually say!?!? ;c)
"I got a tradie mate comin' 'round this arvo for a cuppa who's just fillin' up at the servo on his way here, he's chucked a sickie from his work cause he got bit on the bum by a bloody mozzie, dead set he's always been a bit of a fair dinkum bludger".