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Calypso's here with a terrible joke :)
« on: March 15, 2019, 02:51:13 am »
Hello to all.
Thanks for the invite.

The scene. Indian Restaurant in London.
Waiter to customer: Curry OK Miss?
Customer: OK, one song, then bugger off.

Ooh. I'm a newbie. Not bad at 72.
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Re: Calypso's here with a terrible joke :)
« Reply #1 on: March 15, 2019, 03:51:25 am »
Oh dear
would you like your jacket ?

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« Reply #2 on: March 15, 2019, 06:07:17 am »
Yep. And my bike please.
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« Reply #3 on: March 15, 2019, 06:11:00 am »
Keep 'em coming...................................they make mine sound good
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« Reply #4 on: March 15, 2019, 06:26:56 am »
Welcome to the forum John :)
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« Reply #5 on: March 15, 2019, 11:46:54 am »
Hi John, great to have you aboard !


...and Pete, didnīt know you took on apprentices
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« Reply #6 on: March 15, 2019, 12:27:41 pm »
No John .... you stay right here my friend .... I'll get my coat and hat !!!

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« Reply #7 on: March 19, 2019, 12:21:20 pm »
John, you do make a good joke if I say so...give Pete something to aspire to!!

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« Reply #8 on: March 19, 2019, 06:01:43 pm »
I'd say it was a tie between John and Pete - time will tell I'm sure!
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« Reply #9 on: March 20, 2019, 09:58:01 am »
Welcome John. I can do worse jokes than that.. ;D
   
    'A man in a Chinese restaurant calls over the waiter and says,'' Waiter, this chicken is rubbery'', the waiter says, '' thank you.'' :D

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« Reply #10 on: March 20, 2019, 01:21:07 pm »
He he. You're getting there, Allan.
Almost as bad as mine.
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« Reply #11 on: March 20, 2019, 01:23:50 pm »
I was in a Chinese and my pancake kept lifting up showing a pair of eyes..........................The waiter said "Thats your Peking duck"
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« Reply #12 on: March 20, 2019, 01:52:41 pm »
OK. Last one on the same theme.

Fortune cookie. "And you thought that was chicken".
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« Reply #13 on: March 20, 2019, 04:54:36 pm »
Lol....all good !
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