Two cannibals eating a clown. One says to the other..........................."Does this tasty funny to you ?"
Argh!!! ..... Pete !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I somehow believe that is possible, how can that be? 
Hit us with your best (worst) shot Pete, we´re starting to toughen up ya know...
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Just been reading a very interesting book about the history of Superglue.........................I couldn't put it down.
I'll go get your coat now Pete…..LOL
Keep 'em coming Pete... you mostly pick good ones (occasional bombs, but mostly good!!!)
Rog
I had a dream that I was a muffler - when I woke up, I was exhausted!

Scott
Just been reading a very interesting book about the history of Superglue.........................I couldn't put it down.
I like your consistancy Pete, the jokes are all bad, keep 'em coming mate,
I had a dream that I was a muffler - when I woke up, I was exhausted! 
Scott
I had a dream that I was eating a giant marshmallow... I woke up and my pillow was gone
HAHAHA, I love one liners keep them coming.
John