Arrrgh .... Mateys!
This day be the International Talk Like a Pirate Day, so you'll be doin' it or I'll be makin' ya walk the plank ye see!
We be hoistin' up landlubbers and battenin' down hatches here abouts, aboard the good ship Office o' Steam!!!
Avast ye matey, you'll not be putting any black spot on me, I'll take up your quest for some seadog sparring & salty talk ! sink me I wasn't expect'in no bilge sucking talk ,but i'll cleave him to the brisket any man who'll do dance with Jack Ketch...because dead men tell no tales ayyy! I'll also give no quarter to any land-lubber, scallywag, scurvy dog or biscuit eater who can't hold his own ale & lets himself get 3 sheets to the wind whilst he spose to be mind'in the crows nest. hopefully me matey Danial you'll get all hands hoay and they won't Batten down the hatches & let this thread die !
ahhhh....time for a clap of thunder.
I pirate was asked why he had a ships wheel for a belt buckle. His reply was "AYY! It drives me nuts!".
That may well qualify as worst joke of the month! ;c)
Shiver me timbers, mateys!
and greetings fellow swashbucklers!