Ray and Bob, two maintenance guys, were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up.
A woman walked by and asked what they were doing.
“We’re supposed to find the height of the flagpole”, said Bob, “But we don’t have a ladder.”
The woman said, “Hand me that wrench out of your toolbox.”
She loosened a few bolts, then laid the pole down.
She then took a tape measure from their toolbox, took a measurement and announced, “Eighteen feet, six inches” and walked away.
Ray shook his head and laughed. “Well, ain’t that just like a ‘Miss-know-it-all’ woman?” he said.
“We need the height and she gives us the length!”
That was pretty funny
Good one to start the day with, thanks Frank.
Sounds like a couple of Aussies
Cheers
Dennis
Reminds me a bit about the reporter that was interviewing a customer service rep for a company that sold a product that needed "some assembly required" by the end user. The reporter asked, "I assume that most of your calls for help are from women as they are not as handy as men". "Oh no", answered the rep. "Most of the calls are from men, the women actually read the assembly instructions".
Sounds like a couple of Aussies
Cheers
Dennis
Hey, what, I resemble that remark!
