Yee'd best be hoistin' up landlubbers, battenin' down hatches an takin' a reef in yer jib, on this 'ere very special day!!!
If any o' you seasick scallywags ain't wearin' yer finest eye patch an palaverin like a PIRATE, then it'll be a plank walk fer you matey ..... Aaarrrrrgh!
Aye, that be right ..... this here be the annual ...... TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!