Conscience is the thing that hurts when everything else feels so good.
Gravity is a myth: the earth sucks!
I may be fat but you're ugly and I can always go on a diet!
Save energy - be apathetic.
Egotist: A person of low taste, more interested in himself than me.
Diplomacy is the art of saying "nice doggy" until you can find a rock.
Hanlon's Razor: Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.
Home
Search
Today's Posts
Login
Register