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If you’ve received free seeds; do not plant them
« on: July 31, 2020, 04:43:09 am »
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Re: If you’ve received free seeds; do not plant them
« Reply #1 on: July 31, 2020, 01:21:16 pm »
That story not true.
Seeds are “stimulus package’ sent from most friendly giant.
Plant in backyard and in morning much big beanstalk grow. You climb beanstalk and visit land of most happy friendly Chairman Giant [who in no way look like Winnie The Pooh]. Many glorious steam toys will you abound. You will be most joy filled. Sit at long table and do happy work all day on steam toys. Many happy children and workers will arrive from secure boxcars to work with you.
16 hours day, 7 days week you surrounded by steam engine work. You WILL be happy.
If you not happy, report to local Party Office of Contentment .  Bring shovel and warm coat.
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Re: If you’ve received free seeds; do not plant them
« Reply #2 on: July 31, 2020, 08:02:38 pm »
Ooh. I hope this works! I traded the family cow for those seeds and my mother is very unhappy!
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Re: If you’ve received free seeds; do not plant them
« Reply #3 on: August 04, 2020, 12:58:09 pm »
Maybe its a $$$ tree.. You could be missing out.
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Re: If you’ve received free seeds; do not plant them
« Reply #4 on: August 04, 2020, 08:10:35 pm »
There is no way I would plant any unsolicited seed delivery from china.
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Re: If you’ve received free seeds; do not plant them
« Reply #5 on: August 05, 2020, 09:11:24 am »
I got some o these seeds...WAIT, we were supposed to plant them?  I already ate mine...
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Re: If you’ve received free seeds; do not plant them
« Reply #6 on: August 05, 2020, 02:33:41 pm »
Quote from: Dr.Rev.DelmarMacReady on August 05, 2020, 09:11:24 am
I got some o these seeds...WAIT, we were supposed to plant them?  I already ate mine...

Are they growing yet?
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Re: If you’ve received free seeds; do not plant them
« Reply #7 on: August 05, 2020, 04:09:33 pm »
Quote from: Nick on August 05, 2020, 02:33:41 pm
Quote from: Dr.Rev.DelmarMacReady on August 05, 2020, 09:11:24 am
I got some o these seeds...WAIT, we were supposed to plant them?  I already ate mine...

Are they growing yet?

If they are we better call 911, "operator, send and ambulance, Benny has a giant Chinese bean shoot growing out of his ...."  ;D
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Re: If you’ve received free seeds; do not plant them
« Reply #8 on: August 05, 2020, 09:22:57 pm »
Is part of Chinese Peoples Party “gift of month club” for you .
January & February — Raw Bat Soup Flu
March , April , May —- economic blitzkrieg
June & July —- Marxist riots
August — mystery seeds
September & October —-  denial of previous gifts , not our fault
November —- you get new leaders picked by CCP to govern you as overlords !
December  —- Christmas canceled by Peoples Party. You get to work 3rd shifts at communal tractor factory #27 , you share all private possessions with State.
You happy now.
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