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Just who is JACK SCHITT?
« on: September 22, 2019, 01:25:08 am »
For some time, many of us have wondered just who is JACK SCHITT?
We find ourselves at a loss when someone says,  “You don’t know JACK SCHITT”!
Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way.
 
JACK SCHITT is the only son of Awe Schitt.
Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Knee-deep N. Schitt, Inc.
They had one son, Jack.   
 
In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt.  The deeply religious couple produced six children:
            Holie Schitt,
            Giva Schitt,
            Fulla Schitt,
            Bull Schitt, and the twins
            Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt.
 
After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced.   
 
Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name.  She was then known as NOE SCHITT-SHERLOCK.
 
Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt.
 
Against her parents’ objections, Deap Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout.
 
Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens Brothers in a dual ceremony.   
 
The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the ‘Schitt-Happen Nuptials.’   
The Schitt-Happens children names were:
Dawg Schitt-Happens,
Byrd Schitt-Happens and
Hoarse Schitt-Happens.
 
Bull Schitt, the prodigal son left home to tour the world.    He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.   
 
Now when someone says, “YOU DON’T KNOW JACK SCHITT,” you can correct them!
 
By the way, if you were wondering what happened to HOLIE SCHITT, she became a nun!
 
Sincerely,
Crock O. Schitt
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Re: Just who is JACK SCHITT?
« Reply #1 on: September 22, 2019, 04:49:56 am »
Jim, you have completed my education in geneology... now I can indeed keep the Schitt family sorted should anyone ask!!!

Great piece,
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Re: Just who is JACK SCHITT?
« Reply #2 on: September 22, 2019, 05:21:13 am »
Bonjour Jim,
For a Frenchie, it is really a discovery, I am not specialist alas in French genealogy to share an equivalent  ;D
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Re: Just who is JACK SCHITT?
« Reply #3 on: September 22, 2019, 10:06:28 am »
I don't know Jim ... but I think that whole thing was actually put together by Lotta Schitt.
"Information is not knowledge, Knowledge is not wisdom, Wisdom is not truth, Truth is not beauty, Beauty is not love, Love is not music: Music is THE BEST...   
Wisdom is the domain of the Wis (which is extinct). Beauty is a French phonetic corruption of a short cloth neck ornament currently in resurgence..."
F. Zappa ... by way of Mary, the girl from the bus.

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Re: Just who is JACK SCHITT?
« Reply #4 on: September 22, 2019, 11:10:42 am »
Bonjour,
I heard about Lebron Schitt and Kara Schitt, do they belong to this family ?
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Re: Just who is JACK SCHITT?
« Reply #5 on: September 22, 2019, 04:45:26 pm »
Funny
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« Reply #6 on: September 22, 2019, 05:13:53 pm »
Good one.  :D

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Re: Just who is JACK SCHITT?
« Reply #7 on: September 22, 2019, 05:22:42 pm »
I don't know Jim ... but I think that whole thing was actually put together by Lotta Schitt.

I believe that was when Lotta was vacationing in Italy at the Pila Ski Resort so it is often referenced as the Pila Schitt Chronicles.
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Re: Just who is JACK SCHITT?
« Reply #8 on: September 22, 2019, 05:25:57 pm »
I don't know Jim ... but I think that whole thing was actually put together by Lotta Schitt.

I believe that was when Lotta was vacationing in Italy at the Pila Ski Resort so it is often referenced as the Pila Schitt Chronicles.

LOL :)
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Re: Just who is JACK SCHITT?
« Reply #9 on: September 22, 2019, 07:25:18 pm »
Laughing my butt off. Thank you!

 

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