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Re: Some humour from around the World
« Reply #720 on: May 10, 2025, 07:44:08 pm »
What are the normal everyday "bitey" critters do you need to be aware of Jim ? I know you have some wicked critters...buy what do you look out for everyday?

Bruce, the main things in no particular order  -

Snakes - these are a constant concern and we see them all the time, always have to be on the lookout and be careful of picking anything up in the yard (ALWAYS have to watch the two little terriers (4lb - 5lb dripping wet), so many dogs get snake bit its always a major worry)they swim over from the bushland across from us and come from the bush behind and around us.

Spiders - always careful for spiders and there's so many bad species of them. Just the normal things like be careful picking things up in the yard and outbuildings etc ALWAYS shake boots & shoes. Pretty much let live outside the house (unless they're Funnel Webs, Red Backs or White Tips) any inside the house (unless Huntsman's) its a kill policy.

Goanna's - these are fairly frequent and being 6' - 8' feet long monitor lizards are again a worry for us with the little terriers.

Sea Eagles & Wedge Tail Eagles - these are always roosting in trees across the water from us and circling above hunting.....again the worry is the little terriers. Wedgies are beautifully elegant birds with a wingspan over 9' that can easily take lambs.

Snakes - Did I mention snakes?

Ticks - These are bastards and are a major curse. On the East Coast we have the venomous Paralysis Tick which the roo's, bandicoots, possums, wombats are natural hosts (and are immune to the Paralysis Tick's venom) and because we have so many of those animals around we have a huge tick burden. They kill untold dogs a year (horribly) our dogs are on monthly tick treatments but we still daily search them. There is a tick anti-serum now (its expensive) and if you get your dog to the vet earlier enough there is a good chance of your dog recovering. The Paralysis Tick are just utter bastards, we get on average one or two a week on us. They can take down cows, horses, sheep, all introduced animals they don't have an immunity to the venom.

In the lake and ocean we're always careful of Fortescues (a mini stone fish), stinging jelly fish, Morey eels when we're getting Abalone, Blue Ringed Octopus, Blue Bottles (Portuguese man o' war), Cone Shells, Sea Snakes & Sting Rays......and of course sharks are always, always in the back of your mind.

But remember with all the above.....you're probably got more chance of serious injury at night hitting a big roo in the dark and him coming through the windscreen.
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Re: Some humour from around the World
« Reply #721 on: May 10, 2025, 08:54:55 pm »
Jeezo Jim, that's a rather hectic list .... it's pretty obvious you are not employed by the Aussie tourism bureau nor your local chamber of commerce.

If I lived where you do, I'd be seriously considering a move to .... oh say, Antarctica perhaps, where you'd have none of those nasty concerns, but I don't suppose the terriers would do so good there either!?!?
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Re: Some humour from around the World
« Reply #722 on: May 11, 2025, 06:09:56 pm »
Jeezo Jim, that's a rather hectic list .... it's pretty obvious you are not employed by the Aussie tourism bureau nor your local chamber of commerce.

If I lived where you do, I'd be seriously considering a move to .... oh say, Antarctica perhaps, where you'd have none of those nasty concerns, but I don't suppose the terriers would do so good there either!?!?

Bushfire would be our main threat, we learnt five (5) years ago, it doesn't matter how good your bushfire emergency plans that you have in place are.....they go to sh!t in 10 minutes.
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« Reply #723 on: May 11, 2025, 06:10:21 pm »
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« Reply #724 on: May 11, 2025, 06:10:39 pm »
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« Reply #726 on: May 11, 2025, 06:11:08 pm »
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Re: Some humour from around the World
« Reply #727 on: May 11, 2025, 10:41:10 pm »
What are the normal everyday "bitey" critters do you need to be aware of Jim ? I know you have some wicked critters...buy what do you look out for everyday?

Bruce, the main things in no particular order  -

Snakes - these are a constant concern and we see them all the time, always have to be on the lookout and be careful of picking anything up in the yard (ALWAYS have to watch the two little terriers (4lb - 5lb dripping wet), so many dogs get snake bit its always a major worry)they swim over from the bushland across from us and come from the bush behind and around us.

Spiders - always careful for spiders and there's so many bad species of them. Just the normal things like be careful picking things up in the yard and outbuildings etc ALWAYS shake boots & shoes. Pretty much let live outside the house (unless they're Funnel Webs, Red Backs or White Tips) any inside the house (unless Huntsman's) its a kill policy.

Goanna's - these are fairly frequent and being 6' - 8' feet long monitor lizards are again a worry for us with the little terriers.

Sea Eagles & Wedge Tail Eagles - these are always roosting in trees across the water from us and circling above hunting.....again the worry is the little terriers. Wedgies are beautifully elegant birds with a wingspan over 9' that can easily take lambs.

Snakes - Did I mention snakes?

Ticks - These are bastards and are a major curse. On the East Coast we have the venomous Paralysis Tick which the roo's, bandicoots, possums, wombats are natural hosts (and are immune to the Paralysis Tick's venom) and because we have so many of those animals around we have a huge tick burden. They kill untold dogs a year (horribly) our dogs are on monthly tick treatments but we still daily search them. There is a tick anti-serum now (its expensive) and if you get your dog to the vet earlier enough there is a good chance of your dog recovering. The Paralysis Tick are just utter bastards, we get on average one or two a week on us. They can take down cows, horses, sheep, all introduced animals they don't have an immunity to the venom.

In the lake and ocean we're always careful of Fortescues (a mini stone fish), stinging jelly fish, Morey eels when we're getting Abalone, Blue Ringed Octopus, Blue Bottles (Portuguese man o' war), Cone Shells, Sea Snakes & Sting Rays......and of course sharks are always, always in the back of your mind.

But remember with all the above.....you're probably got more chance of serious injury at night hitting a big roo in the dark and him coming through the windscreen.
Well daaaang Jim, that's a pretty extensive list ! I was going to pick it apart a little bit and mention just a few, but there is so much more than a few. Thanks for sharing that with me, I was thinking about when I showed all the snow we had and your grandkids said "how can they live there ? ...lol. We all have our area specific issues to deal with. Honestly we have deer that can jump out in front of the car (like your "Roo's) but that's about it.
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Re: Some humour from around the World
« Reply #728 on: May 11, 2025, 10:58:54 pm »
Bruce deer (feral) are a major night time problem here as well and have gotten really bad in the last 20 years with their numbers building up.

Back in the 1800's wealthy Englishman imported a lot of foreign species into Australia to make it more like 'home'.

Lots didn't survive, but unfortunately a lot did and Oz has spent billions trying to eradicate them ever since.

I copied this from Wikipedia, it was easier than me trying to list 'em -

Birds
Acridotheres tristis (Common myna)[83]
Columba livia (Domestic pigeon)[84]
Passer domesticus (House sparrow)[85]
Spilopelia chinensis (Spotted dove)[86]
Sturnus vulgaris (Common starling)[87]
Alauda arvensis (Skylark)[86]
Turdus merula (Eurasian Blackbird)[86]
Passer montanus (Eurasian Tree Sparrow)[86]
Carduelis carduelis (European Goldfinch)[86]
Chloris chloris (European Greenfinch)[86]
Gallus gallus (Red junglefowl)[88]
Gallus varius (green junglefowl)
Pavo cristatus (Indian peafowl)[89]
Anas platyrhynchos (mallard)[86]
Spilopelia senegalensis (laughing dove)[86]
Struthio camelus (common ostrich)[90][91][92]
Turdus philomelos (song thrush)[86]
Pycnonotus jocosus (Red-whiskered bulbul)[93]
Mammals
Bos javanicus (Banteng)[94]
Bubalus bubalis (Water buffalo)[95]
Camelus dromedarius (Feral camel)[96][97]
Canis lupus familiaris (Wild dogs)[76][98]
Capra hircus (Feral goat)[76][99]
Cervus elaphus (Red deer)[100][101][102]
Equus asinus (Feral donkey)[103]
Equus caballus (Feral horse)[87][103][104]
Felis silvestris catus (Feral cat)[76][105]
Lepus europaeus (European hare)[106]
Mus musculus (House mouse)[76][87][107]
Oryctolagus cuniculus cuniculus (Common rabbit)[76][108]
Rattus norvegicus (Brown rat)[109]
Rattus rattus (Black rat)[110]
Sus scrofa domestica (Razorback)[87][111]
Vulpes vulpes (Red fox)[76][112][113]
Funambulus pennantii (Five-lined palm squirrel)[114]
Axis axis (Chital deer)[115][102]
Axis porcinus (Hog deer)[116][102]
Cervus timorensis (Rusa deer)[117][102]
Dama dama (Fallow deer)[118][102]
Cervus unicolor (Sambar Deer)[102][119]
Antilope cervicapra (Blackbuck)
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« Reply #729 on: May 12, 2025, 08:13:02 pm »
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« Reply #730 on: May 12, 2025, 08:26:08 pm »
Haha Jim ... but ya know, them "Black Kangaroos" can't be any too rare really, as I see them just like that one, over here all the time, and we don't even have feral Kangaroos!     ;c)
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« Reply #731 on: May 12, 2025, 08:48:29 pm »
Haha Jim ... but ya know, them "Black Kangaroos" can't be any too rare really, as I see them just like that one, over here all the time, and we don't even have feral Kangaroos!    ;c)

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Re: Some humour from around the World
« Reply #733 on: May 14, 2025, 05:27:32 pm »
‘CHILDREN LOST IN BUSH’ - 1864
The National Library of Australia. In August 1864, in outback north-western Victoria, the plight of three children lost in the bush for nine days aroused colonists’ primitive fears about nature.
The Duff family lived in a shepherd's hut on Spring Hill station, west of Mount Arapiles. On Friday 12th August 1864, around 9-10am, their mother Hannah sent the children - Isaac (aged 9), Jane (7) and Frank(3½) - to cut and collect broom bush, about a mile from their home.
On this occasion the children ventured further to another patch of broom and wildflowers which lay beyond a brush fence. After gathering the broom the children mistakenly turned north, the opposite direction to home, until they reached a fence (probably the boundary fence between Spring Hill and Heath Hill stations) where they turned north-easterly.
The country was sandy with the bush composed of mallee scrub and vast swathes of heath, in some places dense and almost impenetrable. When they did not return, their father searched on horseback, till near midnight, when the moon went down.
Dozens of local men on horseback combed the cold, harsh Wimmera scrub west of Horsham for days but lost their footsteps in heavy rain.
Three Aboriginal trackers picked up the trail, enabling the children’s father, shepherd John Duff, to spot Isaac Cooper, 9, Jane Cooper, 7, and Frank Duff, 3, emaciated but alive.
It was approaching sunset when Duff rode ahead of the other searchers to higher ground and saw a clump of saplings, closer he saw a covering moving in the wind and found the children asleep, Frank in the middle wrapped in Jane’s dress.
The arrival of the others woke the children, Isaac attempted to sit up and speak but could only groan feebly “Father” and fall back. Frank asked why they had not come sooner. Jane could not open her eyes, only murmured “Cold, cold”. They had walked over 4 miles on the final day.
Emaciated, weak and barely able to speak the children were given crumbs of bread and taken to a waterhole where they were much revived before proceeding to the nearest hut 8 miles away, where they were reunited with their mother about 8pm. Putting the children to bed, Jane was heard saying her prayers as she had each night.
The trackers challenged settlers’ hostile views of Aborigines and they were widely praised.
Dick-a-dick, also known as Djungadjinganook, Jumgumjenanuke, and King Richard, was one of the trackers who found the children on 20th August 1864. Dick-a-Dick was a Wotjobaluk man of the Wergaia language group. After rescuing the Duffs, he would go on to tour England as part of an Aboriginal cricket team that played 47 games between May and October 1868.
The children became well known, inspiring paintings, poems, books and generations of folk stories. The tale was part of the school texts across Victoria from the early 1900s to the late 1960s.
Jane, in particular, was anointed a heroine, for helping carry little Frank and covering her brothers with her dress to keep them warm at night.
Victorian schoolchildren raised over £150 to reward her, and an 1866 British publication, The Australian Babes In The Wood, retold the story as a morality tale for children. When the-then Jane Turnbull hit hard financial times in 1904, Victorians again raised over £360.
After Jane died in 1932 a memorial stone was erected, funded by schoolchildren’s coins, near where the children were found, 10 kilometres from their hut (they had walked 100 kilometres in circles).


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« Reply #734 on: May 14, 2025, 06:10:38 pm »
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