In 1932, the Australian government accidentally started a war against emus.
Not a metaphor. Actual emus.
After World War I, many soldiers were given farmland in rural Western Australia. A few years later, around 20,000 emus migrated through the area looking for food. They charged through fences, ate crops, and generally behaved like giant feathered bulldozers.
The farmers complained, so the government sent soldiers armed with machine guns.
The plan sounded simple:
Army: "We'll shoot the emus."
Emus: "Good luck, mate."
The soldiers found that emus were surprisingly difficult targets. The birds scattered, ran at speeds up to 50 km/h, changed direction unpredictably, and seemed to have scouts warning the others.
One officer reportedly described them as having military-style tactics.
At one point, the soldiers mounted a machine gun on a truck to chase the emus. The truck bounced so violently over rough ground that nobody could aim properly. Meanwhile the emus simply ran away.
After thousands of rounds of ammunition, the emu population remained very healthy.
Eventually the operation was abandoned.
The unofficial result:
Australia: 0
Emus: 20,000
To this day Australians joke that the nation lost a war against large flightless birds.
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